Friday, October 23, 2009

-RANDOM

HEllo mr tan.....u hav been hack by me...
I am ...... well
U noe who am I......

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Notification and revision

Sorry..
so long din update le....
By dis week i will update my "balik kampung"...

So let's do some revision since the end year exam is coming...
er... how bou physics...?
ok... those who take tuition at mca have 2 ear squat 10 times for each question they answer wrong...
coz all question took from the paper Mr.Liew gave us...

1.Physics is the branch of science concerned with the study of ..... and properties of matter and energy.
A.time
B.natural phenomena
C.symmetry
D.space

2.Which of the following is not correct?
A. The momentum of a bowling all must be larger than that of a ping-pong ball
B.Dropping an egg to the ground is an exmaple of inelastic collision
C.Conversion of momentum can be used to investigate the speed of car in accidents
D.Kinetic energy is conserved in elastic collision

3.A lift with three men inside have a total mass of 600 kg. If the lify is accelerating upwards with acceleration of 1.1 ms-2, find the tension in the cable of the lift.
A. 1560N
B.4830N
C.5060N
D.6660N
E.7360N

4.Gravitational field strength at a point in the earth's gravitational field is defined as...
A.the force per unit mass at that point
B.the potential energy per unit mass at that point
C.the gravitational force acting on the satellite at that point

5.Which of the following describe Hooke's law?
A. Acceleration is proportional to the force applied
B. The extension of a spring is directly proportional to the applied force provided that he elastic limit is not exceeded
C. The total momentum of a system is conserved there are ni external force
D. The tota energy of a system is conserved

6.A ball of 0.5kg mass is thrown horizontally with a speed of 2ms-1.Whic of the following is not true?
A. The ball will gain kinetic energy
B. The total mechanical energy of the ball does not change
C. Its horizontal celocity is 2ms-1 just before the ball reaches the ground
D. Its total potential energy is equal to its total kinetic energy

7.Which of the following quantities is not conserved when two bodies are involved in an elastic collision?
A Mass
B Energy
C Momentum
D Kinetic energy

8.Lee Chong Wei hitting a shuttlecock of mass 20g with a velocity of 10ms-1 in the direction of the net..What is the impulse of the shuttlecock?
A. o.2Ns-1
B. 0.4Ns-1
C 0.6Ns-1
D 0.8Ns-1
E 1.0Ns-1

9.Which of the following does not support the Kinetic Theory of matter?
A. Brownish motion
B. Diffusion
C. Formation of crystals
D. Compression of solid

10.The experiment in Brownian motion states that
A matter consisit of molecules
B particles in matter can move about
C particles in gaseous form move randomly and continously
D matter cant be destroyed

11.Iron has a higher specific heat capacity than copper. When heat is sullpied at the same rate to two identical blocks of iron and copper, which of the following will take place?
A. The iron block melts earlier than the copper block
B. The iron block will expand more than the copper block
C. The temperature rise in the iron block is faster than the copper block
D. The temperature rise in the iron block is slower than the copper block

12.Which of the following physical properties cannot be used to measure temperature?
A. Variation in the density of a liquid
B. Variation in the resistance of a wire
C. Variation in the electromotive force between junctions of a thermocouple
D. Variation in volume of a fixed mass of a liquid

13. Which of the following can be considered as an application of liquid pressure?
A. water dam in a hydroelectric station
B Hydraulic brakes
C. Submarine
D.Aerofoil

14.Pascal's principle states that
A The pressure of a gas is caused by the collision of gas molecules with the container walls
B. When a pressure is applied to an enclosed fluid, the pressure will be transmitted throughout the whole enclosed fluid
C. The pressure of a gas is directly proportional to absolute temperature at constant volume
D. The presssure of a gas is inversely proportional to its volume at constant temperature

Holyshit... pressure pressure... lim pe now got pressure liao la!!!!!

15.Archimedes principle states that
A. the buoyant force experienced by an object is equal to the weight og hte fluid displaced by the object
B. the pressure of a gas is caused by the collisions of gas molecules with the container walls
C.when a pressure is applied to an enclosed liquid, the pressure will be transmitted throughout the whole enclosed fluid
D. the pressure of a gas is directly proportional to absolute temperature at constant volume

Still more to come...
4 those who are sitting 4 their pmr....
relax ur mind....
I neo u can do it...
especially cindy...
U are the best in my heart....

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Holiday?

Lol...
so long din update le..
coz vry lazy ah!!!

hehe... my holiday meaningful?
Last friday oli go sunway pyramid nia...
cheong k for 5 hours...
Our ktv king- yong hong menghampakan us...
coz he din sing 2 his best ever form tat day...

lol.. wear slippers go gai gai...
if u wan 2 see more pictures and video..
plz visit this link..zzz
http://www.missnpk93.blogspot.com/
lol.. tidak bertanggugjawab...

hehe.. 2day went to summit...
ask sam 2 wait at balai polis...
When buying tickets for xia dao xiao...
jijer suddenly appear...
reli xia dao xiao...
i burst into laughters...
jijer just sit the row in front of me nia...
There are three stories...
Ghost beside the street... Ghost in the jungle.. and Ghost in the house...
It is a nice movie.. and not reli horrible...
but then the part two of the story is quite scaring yi xia...
wer a fat girl's mouth is fulled of blood...

walaoa...
still got a load of add maths.. essay waiting me 2 do...
zzzz
next tuesday pula pergi sunway again..
watch final destination and G-force..
hehe


Have a happy holidays indeed...

Sunday, September 6, 2009

July test result?

Haiz... wat a miserable weeks...

The judgement day in my life...
Here is my result...

Bio... 63
Chemistry.... 79
Physics... 84...
Sejarah... 82
Add maths.. 80
Maths.. 91
English.. 88
BM... 66
Bahasa cina.. 87..
Moral.. 72..

7a1.. 1 a2.. 1 b3.. 1 b4...

Expect liao...

din put in effort oso..
aiya.. try hard in end year lo...
hehe...

tas all le...
holiday just on9...
and trying 2 memorise the song of jiang hui..
jai hou and lo ho sia...
best hokkien song...

update when got more free times ba..

Monday, August 24, 2009

Argh!!!! I hate holidays!!!!!

Deng......
Vry sad........
Coz...... camp finish le....
I miss the campist a lot......
Even after the camp....
I went tuition......
I still shook my head coz of ah mei's song.....
jie mei, wout wout and san tian san ye....
Jijer thought i sot zor.....
What can i do 2 help those children?
More than one million of a child in india earns less than 1 US dollar per day......
That was pityful......
What can us do?
Sponsoring a child?
RM 50 per month? 4 me tat was a big amount of money.....
How 2 support them?
Well......
I duneo......
Many children in india do not educated.....
90%of them are buta huruf.....
What is da basic necessity 4 a child?
A complete family...
Food...... drinks......
And education......

In order 2 find food 4 their family.....
They wake up early in da morning.... 4am.....
walk 2 rubbish centre 2 find some recyclable items.....
Each recyclable item earns them 1 rupee...
U think tat is easy?
Sometimes they may hurt by stray dogs, sharp object such as pins and glasses....
Well......
Some of them did some stars 2 be sold...
10 stars cost 1 rupee...
However.... they must follow the size yang ditetapkan oleh pengusaha.......
Therefore.... u must quick.... and accurate...
If they change ur price... u must accept it to..

Here is a true story.....
As u neo Ah Mei just visited a poor village in india?
Named Mewat.....
Here.... a child named Nafisa stayed here.... and she was lucky 2 see her idol..... Ah Mei....
She is 14 years old.... and works in farm.....
She gave all of her earning(from 8am to 2 pm) to her mama....
Guess how much?
It is 25 rupee... about 1.80 ringgit....
She said,' It is vry common 4 me 2 work under sun...'
She is so thin yet so strong and patient 2 find money 4 their family..
She did not educated well......
She had 2 walk off her school at 11 years old.....
Her father died a few years ago....
So, Ah Mei ask her mother,'Did she come back 4 lunch?'
Her mother shook her head, smile and replied,'Well......She had her breakfast.... now v hav 2 wait 4 dinner...'
Her mother is as thin as a stick......
When Nafisa says she wants 2 borrow some rice... Her boss will cut her payment evryday..... Therefore... she cant get even 1 rupee home......
'All v can do is 2 eat roti... with no curry.....'
'After that.. v hav 2 ask from frens and siblings...'

Worldvision had built a food bank in her village....
Food bank is used 2 provide some food 4 the villagers....
So that they still cant eat even thought there is a drought and affect their crops....
They can make the payment after they earn their money.....

"SILENT TSUNAMI"

What is meant by silent tsunami?
Is it the tsunami that hit the asia in 2004?
Nope.......
Before silent tsunami...
There has been more than 862 millions of ppl do not get enuf food.......Equal to 35 times of Malaysia population......
This crisis have affected more than 178 millions of children.. equal to 7 times of Malaysia's population.....

Countdown ceremory......
Artist included Ah Mei.. Francissca Peter.... winner of 2nd malaysian idol..Daniel.... Phobe..... winner of 1st malaysian idol...Jaclyn.... Luo yi shi.. astro xiao jie....Chan ying man..... Zhang Qi Zhen.... astro quest 1999 winner....Ma jia qian... astro quest 2008 1o finalist...ling ga zhun... guo qiao wei.... astro 2008 no.3 hao ren.. liu su yi... mix fm DJ..roshan.. 8tv belinda.. gary... and my fm DJ nicholas.. guang liang......

If u ask me....
Frankly..... i will still support 30 hour famine even though there is no countdown activities.....
Why?
Frens... And V want 2 help children!!!
If ur purpose is 2 meet dis artist.....
Plz go away.....
Haha.... dun take it so serious la.....
I almost crazy and screamed until my ling burst le.....
Haha.....

Let me share 1 more story wit u all.....
In bati,cambodia......
A woman named longdan... lost her husband 16 years ago.....
She have three chidren.... other than that.... nothing at all..
They have no place 2 sleep.... they can oli stay at their sibling's house......
She works 4 her neighours.. earn RM2.50 per day.....

Worldvision has provided a series of sewing programs 4 longdan in 2004.... from tat day onwards... she can make RM 175 per month....

In 2006.. longdan bought a sewing machine 4 her daughter.. so that her daughter can works at home and no need 2 search 4 work outside in th city... She borrowed some money from the bank... bought a pig...
Now..... she have 2 sewing machine... her earning has been increasing tremendously.....

One years later...
That 7 pigs are borned...
She sold them 2 earn RM 98.....
When 7 pigs more are borned..
she sold them 4 RM 105....
In 2008.....
longdan have enuf money 2 build a house 4 her family..
They can stay 4 a long time!!!!!

Walaoa......
Moral folio still havent finish lo......

Watever b.......




The world we live in can do with giving....
A child 2 day is a child of our 2mlo....
I've seen the children who hav been broken.....
By wars and hunger and natural disaster.....
So broken.....

When 2mlo comes... v must ha hopes..
V must reach out 2 every single child......
When 2mlo comes. v spread our loves.....
And make it a better day.....

Heal the world....
make it a better place...
4 u and 4 me and the entire human race..
they r... ppl dying....
if u care enuf 4 the living.....
make it a better place 4 u and 4 me.....
u and 4 me.......
u and 4 me.......

Thanks 4 reading it patiently......

30 hour famine camp....

Saturday......

8.30 banggun pagi... gosok gigi and cuci muka..... cong liang....
After eat le nasi lemak......
Went to camp le.....

Lazy 2 write la......
plz scroll down 2 c my pic......

Friday, August 21, 2009

A miserable holiday......

Phew.....
Exam finish le......
Song ah.....
But feel nothing 2 do dis coming holiday....
Sienz..
Nothing 2 do.....

Hehe......
2mlo is 30 hours famine.....
excited yet scared....
coz would fall sick......

Haiz.....
Duneo wat 2 say le la....
But ask u 1 lame question....
Miss. C n Miss. N are my frens in my school.......
They hav a complicated relationship.....
Miss. C is in form 4......
n Miss. N is in form 3.....
One day....
I got 2 neo tat actualy both of them hav relationship.....
C's grandmother is N's mother's sister.....
Huh?
Do u neo wat i mean?
Watever b........
Suan la.....

Just wish u all have a happy holiday.....
Lazy 2 update......
Haha.....

Friday, August 14, 2009

Am i a gentleman?Hell n heaven in a day......

Wat i did on Monday.....

No special stuff.......
Jiak sai n ginger din come 2 school....
sienz.....
Sendiri play congkak at psk period....
Luckily got tsu teng and pik chin talk 2 me.....
After school....
Just hav a watching television marathon......
from 1.30 pm to 10.30pm...
geng leh?
no tv will die de.....

Wat i did on Tuesday......

Jijer still hav cough.....
His condition looks bad.....
Hardly 4 him to concentrate.......
But he is such a positive thinking guy......
Always dun wan 2 let ppl neo tat he is actually vry susah....
Watched Taiwan drama......
They kissed again... "er mo zai shen bian"
Seems interesting......
I found 1 thing vry interesting....
I was in love wit the high school girl.....
Lin hao mei.....
Well......
She looks like Tshu Yuan....
A form 3 girl from my school......

Wat i did on Wednesday......

Even pui kuan oso wearing mask....
Seems dangerous lo...
jijer.... poh yee..... ei von... pik chin n tsu teng pakat le.....
They wont come 2 school....
I came 4 wat?
Just to take homework 4 them lo......
During pn mala's class....
sleep zor lo......
dun care bou it..
later evening got maths tuition...
She din even bother it..

Wat i did on Thursday....

Recess time......
"She" just finished her ceramah......
Eating at the canteen......
I saw her.....
bt din say halo to her.....
Recess le.....
When i was playing minesweeper...
Coz so sien......
nothing 2 do....
she came near 2 me and said she wanted 2 borrow me sejarah form 2 for her gerak-gempur on Saturday....
I agreed her... without thought more bou it.....
After she went out le.....
Sei lo.......
My books jual le lo........
How leh?
After school.......
We tugas.. but din actually tugas coz nothing 2 do....
I wanted 2 ask hp number from her.....
She said vry busy......
WAT????????!!!!!!!!!
Ok lo......
suan le....
I doin homework wit poh yee.......
sambil teaching Mr.Chin(Wakil Malaysia 4 ping pong tournament)..... Chan chee sing and Jia Min......
She just sat at the table next 2 us.....
Talking wit her frens......
I took mr.chin's handphone and started 2 play.....
Play Zi Pai.....
Damn Zi lian leh????
Haha.......
She laughed at me when i was trying 2 make a cute pose........
She din say nothing......
She sat opposite of me and said she reli wan tat book...
Looked innnocent.....
Ok la......
Then she went back le....
(Actually i deleted some sentences coz i dun wan 2 let u all feel tat i am a pervert guy.......)
I felt sorry 4 her..... coz........ cant help her...
But then my brain asked me 2 continue wat was i doin....
At last.....
I changed my shirt in my house n ran unstoppably.......
Like a mad guy.....
Just came out from Tanjung Rambutan......
I neo she had not went back......
Coz she walked home wit her frens......
Suan la.....
Couldnt find her.....
I ask Jehan n Low Yi Hui.....
4 tat book....
They say must check 1st....
Duneo y.....
I slept vry well tat nite....

Wat i did on Friday.....

Judgement day.......
In da morning.....
I cant saw her at tapak perhimpunan.....
When i went back 2 class....
I ask yi hui 4 tat book......
jehan oso brought it......

Thanks Yi Hui and Jehan!!!!!!!!!

I took a piece of small paper...
I wrote.....

凡事尽力而为就可以了
记得希望越高失望越大

祝:
一帆风顺
事事如意 加油!


洋葱先生

Damn lousy.......
I kepit it at the 1st bab.....
Went to her class.......
Door locked le.....
She was standing at the corrridor.......
She looked at me.......
I pretend not 2 lend her yi hui's book.....
She sa jiao at me......
Oh!!!!!!
I hate dis da most....
Before i went away..... i asked her 2 turn each page of da book.......
After school le.....
Went out eat.....
I stood like a tree...... not moving at all at the back door.......
Usually she was there.....Bt din c he oso.....
O..
She late le......
She was wit mr jc......
You suo you xiao......
She came out le......
I pretend like din c her.....
She came near 2 me and said thank you.....
After tat go eat le......
But then i went 2 copyart 1st......
I saw she n mr jc....walked back 2 home...... like a couple.....
I felt jealous and envy......
I neo tat i shouldnt act like tat......
I felt sorry 2 myself......
One song can xpress my fellings....

我应该在店里........
不应该在店外.....
看到你们有多甜蜜.........

Saturday, August 8, 2009

Weight Management

Hello guys........
There is one problem i hav been facing since form 1.......
My weight....
Well.......
Not overweight.....
bt underweight.......
175cm tall....... bt 56 kg.....
Ya of coz.....
many pressure......
2 thin........
even from my parents...
just like yesterday nite...
i went 2 my cousins house coz his baby "full month".....
So cute......
sry 4 no pic coz din tangkap gambar......
no high tech handphone available.....
pasar malam hp......
cost rm 50......

Went eat le.....
just took a meal wit fried rice..... plus vegetables.....
Vry simple.....
no fried chicken coz i stll sick......
fell like pengsan.....
I finish it within 5 minutes......
tasty.......
They ask me 2 eat more...
how o?
Then my parents say one sensitive sentence....
"Got cacing in ur perut la.... absorb ur nutrition......"
deng!!!!!!!!!!
In front of so many saudara mara.....
they said such words?
of my god.......
U think i reli wan kurus de meh?
Cant control de ma........
Just like girls wan 2 hav a sexier body curve.......
After an hour...
feel better....

Wow.....
all of my brothers hav girlfren......
so beautiful.........
haiz......
when i hav my own one???????

One disgusting sight......
i saw one woman menghisap rokok......
deng........
dun they think it is membahayakan kesihatan?
Suan la.....
I watch some of the guys playing basketball at the opposite side......

Friday, August 7, 2009

These ppl r so lucky 2 to b in part of my quiz......

1.Huang Jiann Jer
2.Lim Chee Yang
3.Kevin Lim
4.Choo Poh Yee
5.Chan Keat Ying
6.Low Yi Hui
7.Liew Teck Seng
8.Kong Khee Wang
9.Goh Cheong Kuang
10.Kisharn Raj
11. Alicia
12.Goh Chun Bung

1. Y u put no.10 in ur list?
Coz he is da 1st indian fren i make 1st time in dis school

2. Who will b ur perfect gay partner?
Er.... mayb no.9 gua.... so disgusting.....i like girls

3. If no.1 n no 6 play 1 on 1 dota wit u.... who will probably win?
They win... coz i sux in dota

4. U like no.5?
Well.... in primary school... nw dun hav le

5.If no.1 n no.11 r couple..
Er..... dun make jijer angry le la... he so kesian liao...... if they make 2gether.....
wish them happy lo

6.Wat is ur relationship wit no.4?
Best frens... v r in da same class since standard 1......

7. Who hav been in quarrel wit u?
no.9... bt solved le...

8.Do u envy no.3?
Ya... of coz.... he is so popular..... many girls like her....

9.If no.12 is in love wit no. 5.... wat will happen?
OMG!!! WORLD WAR 3!!! NPK put NUCLEAR BOMB IN HIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!

10.If no.1 n no.2 sits 2gether next year.... wat will happen?
Shit la!!!! I sit wit Noel.....

11.Who will b da king of dota?
no.8...... he is so pro.....

12.Who is ur close fren?
None at all..... i always like 2 express my feeling myself

13.Who u think will b da 1st ppl 2 comment ur blog?
Er..... no.1?

14.If no.5 n 11 drops into a river at a same time.... who will u save 1st?
Er.... how i neo wor????? deng!!!!!!! stupid question!!!!! next!!!!!

15.If u r a girl..... who will u like 2 b his girlfren?
No.2...... coz he is a nice guy...

16.Who will u bring if u take a trip 2 da mars?
No.1...... i wonder which alien hav da same size as him.......

17. If no.6 din do homework... will u scold him?
Aiya.... biasa la...... he always din do de la

18.Last.... Who will b da last 4ever fren in ur life?
All at the above la...... deng..... must say all de ma......

Sorry no.7..... coz mengabaikan u...... but u r reli my true fren.......

Haiz....... i m in danger!!!!!!!!!

Walaoa.......
i sick zor!!!!!!!!
not h1n1........
but vry critical yi xiao lo...
wan sleep oso feel difficult......
2 lubang hidung tersumbat...
sumtimes both..
sumtimes right nose.....
sumtimes left nose....
geng leh?
haha....

I hav 2 wear mask 2 school.......
i hate those ppl who like 2 ejek those pll who r wearing mask.......
"oi.... kena h1n1 ke?"
V dun wan 2 jangkit 2 u mah.......
so v wear mask lo........
Unlike nicki......
she was 2 sensitive when someone is teasing abou her mask...
Me?
hoho....
i bersifat terbuka de le.......
Bt one thing vry strange lo....
i sick 3 days le...
bt not yet recover.....
damn scare kena tat one.....
paid rm 27........
bt nothing oso......
may i ask v no nid eat anti-biotic when v hav flu ma?
just asking la.......
i dun hav de?

Shit.......
ujian 2.......
Pn malau use 2 period 2 solve 1 circle question....
break 2 guiness world record......
bou 10 minutes talking craps......
Sejarah damn hard.....
one word oso cant enter my mind.......

Love ah?
nothing la.....
She laugh at me la....
When i wear tat mask...
"Xiao shen me Xiao? Hen hao xiao meh?" I spoke 2 her....
I never such tat brave before.......
sat bside her n talk 2 her.....
luckily......
she din go away...
holding her pmr sejarah......
she ask me apakah nama tanah melayu semasa pemerintahan jepun?
Holy shit!!!!!
4got le.....
Damn malu......
Many girls at tat table looking at me..
Then she ask.....
Apakah nama singapura pada zaman kedudukan jepun?
Hohoh...
Its syonan....
She said,"Wa........ lihai....... jiang tou zi de......."

Well.....
i hav 2 say tat a frog will never become a princ 2 marry wit princess...
i m tat frog......
but i sure tat i m not tat prince lo......
Who's tat prince?
Whoever knows?

Friday, July 31, 2009

Well...... who loves me?

Deng....
at last hav my own blogspot......
but.... i dun neo how 2 use it actually....
nvm......
i just wan 2 find a place 2 express my emotion.....

To me..... love sucks.......
i never fall in love before......
just bcoz of my stupid look?
i dun neo....
well...... i "arm luen" so many girls....
since primary school......
fa sam leh.......? haha....
but.....
i trust love at 1st sight.........
i yat siong qing yuen?
most of the time la.....
well..... who loves me wo.....
Syarat-syarat 2 become a boyfren so zar.......
i so envy pk n cb......
js n steven.....
how come they so easily become a couple?
i couldnt figure it out.........

Ya..... she is a nice girl.... n i was so shocked when she came near 2 me!!!! It was wonder ful.....
My heart pumped so strong at tat moment.......
Actually......
i "arm luen" her since she was form 1........
Tat time i was form 2.....
to me......
she is the most beautiful girl......
in da world......
well........
if i write her name.......
u will probably say she is not tat beautiful.....
..........
well......
i m not a "li xiang qing ren".....
haha......
i pernah shown her many times n tried 2 tell her tat i like her....
many she knew it....
i gave her sweets.......(so lousy leh? u how 2 pikat perempuan de wor?)
she did nit want it.....
so i fell tat she rejected me......
i was hurt........
like a slicing onion.....
I never talk 2 her from tat day onwards.........

Bt......
everythings change dis year......
she n i r librarian n we tugas at da same day.......
i always want 2 find a chance 2 talk 2 her....
but i am a coward.......
i always hiding in bilik moral 2 hav a look at her....
just a few seconds....
for tat few seconds.......
i feel puas hati.....(tak siuman ke?)
haha
well........
she add me msn....
i duneo i still like her but yet i still can fell tat my heart pumping when i am looking at her......
Thinking 2 much?
Mayb.......
Well........
Who loves me?